Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday November 3, 2016

There was a young fellow of Strensall Whose prick was as sharp...
There was a young fellow of Strensall Whose prick was as sharp as a pencil. On the night of his wedding It went through the bedding, And shattered the chamber utensil.

There was a young man from East Wubley Whose cock...
There was a young man from East Wubley Whose cock was bifurcated doubly. Each quadruplicate shaft Had two balls hanging aft, And the general effect was quite lovely. There was a young man from Hong Kong Who had a trifurcated prong: ...

Der Horizont vieler Menschen ist ein Kreis mit Radius Null...
Der Horizont vieler Menschen ist ein Kreis mit Radius Null -- und das nennen sie ihren Standpunkt.

Raffiniert ist der Herrgott aber boshaft ist er nicht...
Raffiniert ist der Herrgott aber boshaft ist er nicht. -- Albert Einstein