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Van Roy's Law:
        An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Vanilla, adj.:
        Ordinary flavor, standard.  See FLAVOR.  When used of food,
very often does not mean that the food is flavored with vanilla
extract!  For example, "vanilla-flavored won ton soup" (or simply
"vanilla won ton soup") means ordinary won ton soup, as opposed to hot
and sour won ton soup.

Velilind's Laws of Experimentation:
        (1) If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only
            once.
        (2) If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data
            points.

Veni, Vidi, Visa.

Very few profundities can be expressed in less than 80 characters.

Vila: "I think I have just made the biggest mistake of my life."
Orac: "It is unlikely.  I would predict there are far greater mistakes
      waiting to be made by someone with your obvious talent for it."

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
                -- Salvor Hardin

Virginia law forbids bathtubs in the house; tubs must be kept in the
yard.

VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
        Learn something new today, like how to spell or how to count to
        ten without using your fingers.  Be careful dressing this
        morning.  You may be hit by a car later in the day and you
        wouldn't want to be taken to the doctor's office in some of
        that old underwear you own.

VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
        You are the logical type and hate disorder.  This nitpicking is
        sickening to your friends.  You are cold and unemotional and
        sometimes fall asleep while making love.  Virgos make good bus
        drivers.