Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday April 14, 2016

MATH AND ALCOHOL DON'T MIX! Please, don't drink...
MATH AND ALCOHOL DON'T MIX! Please, don't drink and derive. Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving

I realize that command does have its fascination, even...
I realize that command does have its fascination, even under circumstances such as these, but I neither enjoy the idea of command nor am I frightened of it. It simply exists, and I will do whatever logically needs to be done. -- Spock,...

"The whole world is about three drinks behind." ...
"The whole world is about three drinks behind." -- Humphrey Bogart

An eye in a blue face Saw an eye in a green face. "That...
An eye in a blue face Saw an eye in a green face. "That eye is like this eye" Said the first eye, "But in low place, Not in high place."

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos...
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants, I come before you to stand behind you To tell you of something I know nothing about. Next Thursday (which is good Friday), There will be a convention held in the Women's...