Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday April 22, 2016

Ma Bell is a mean mother!
Ma Bell is a mean mother!

There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in...
There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave. She was ugly as shit, And missing one tit, But think of the money he saves.

There was a young lady named Bower Who dwelt in an Ivory...
There was a young lady named Bower Who dwelt in an Ivory Tower. But a poet from Perth Laid her flat on the earth, And proceeded with penis to plough her.

U.S. of A.: "Don't speak to the...
U.S. of A.: "Don't speak to the bus driver." Germany: "It is strictly forbidden for passengers to speak to the driver." England: "You are requested to refrain from speaking to the driver." Scotland: ...