Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday April 27, 2016

Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself...
Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself that this country honors fathers only one day a year while pickles get a whole week.

Auribus teneo lupum. [I hold a wolf by the ears.] ...
Auribus teneo lupum. [I hold a wolf by the ears.] [Boy, it *sounds* good. But what does it *mean*?]

The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast...
The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast And I will bet my silk pyjama There isn't any three L lllama. -- O. Nash, to which a fire chief replied that occasionally his department responded to something...

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get...
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in. -- H.R. Haldeman