Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday April 7, 2016

There was an old man from Duluth Whose cock was shot off in...
There was an old man from Duluth Whose cock was shot off in his youth. He fucked with his nose Or his fingers and toes And he came thru a hole in his tooth.

When you fuck little Annie in Anza You get a great bossom...
When you fuck little Annie in Anza You get a great bossom bonanza: Sucking Annie's soft tits Makes her throw fifty fits, And the fuck is a sextravaganza!