Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday April 21, 2016

Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so...
Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science. -- Henri Poincair'e

If the automobile had followed the same development as...
If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside. -- Robert Cringely, InfoWorld

Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.

We are Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will...
We are Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated. (seen in someone's .signature)

It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing...
It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem.

Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth...
Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and austere, like that of a sculpture, without appeal to any part of our weaker nature, without the gorgeous trapping of painting or music, yet sublimely pure,...

The young lady had an unusual list, Linked in part to...
The young lady had an unusual list, Linked in part to a structural weakness. She set no preconditions.