Humor: Saturday April 9, 2016 - Best of Fortunes Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms...
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Dec 25, 2024
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday April 9, 2016


If the rich could pay the poor to die for them, what a living...
If the rich could pay the poor to die for them, what a living the poor could make!

I have lots of things in my pockets; None of them is worth...
I have lots of things in my pockets; None of them is worth anything. Sociopolitical whines aside, Gan you give me, gratis, free, The price of half a gallon Of Gallo extra bad And most of the bus fare home.

Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday April 9, 2016
JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
123456789101112131415161718192021222324252627282930
All Time Best  |  Year's Best  |  Month's Best  |  Today's Best
Best of Fortunes Worst of Fortunes
20242023202220212020
20192018201720162015
20142013201220112008
200720062005  
20242023202220212020
20192018201720162015
20142013201220112008
200720062005  
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes