Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday April 20, 2016

There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to...
There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire. She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?"

There was a young lady named Alice Who was known to have peed...
There was a young lady named Alice Who was known to have peed in a chalice. 'Twas the common belief It was done for relief, And not out of protestant malice.

The best way to lie is to tell the truth..... carefully edited...
The best way to lie is to tell the truth..... carefully edited truth.

There are two kinds of adhesive tape: That which won't stay...
There are two kinds of adhesive tape: That which won't stay on and that which won't come off.

Denver, n.: A smallish city located just below the `O'...
Denver, n.: A smallish city located just below the `O' in Colorado.