Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday April 30, 2016

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth in motion.
Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth in motion.

Nothing is as simple as it seems at first Or...
Nothing is as simple as it seems at first Or as hopeless as it seems in the middle Or as finished as it seems in the end.

Nothing is ever a total loss; it can always serve as a...
Nothing is ever a total loss; it can always serve as a bad example.