Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday October 23, 2017

GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY \#21 -- July 30, 1917...
GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY \#21 -- July 30, 1917 On this day, New York City hotel detectives burst in and caught then- Senator Warren G. Harding in bed with an underage girl. He bought them off with a $20 bribe, and later remarked thankfully,...

An eager young hacker named Gus Once buggered a VAX Unibus...
An eager young hacker named Gus Once buggered a VAX Unibus. The hardware went bad, But not the young lad He didn't expect all that fuss!

There was a young man named Laplace Whose balls were made...
There was a young man named Laplace Whose balls were made out of spun glass. When they banged together They played "Stormy Weather" And lightning shot out of his ass.

But was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade?
But was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade?