Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday October 12, 2017

Pittsburgh Driver's Test (8) Pedestrians are (a)...
Pittsburgh Driver's Test (8) Pedestrians are (a) irrelevant. (b) communists. (c) a nuisance. (d) difficult to clean off the front grille. The correct answer is (a). Pedestrians are not in cars, so they are totally...

Sed quis custodiet ipsos Custodes? [Who guards the Guardians?]
Sed quis custodiet ipsos Custodes? [Who guards the Guardians?]

There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful...
There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful ass - It was not round and pink (As you bastards think) But had two ears, a tail, and ate grass.

Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose...
Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place...
Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.

A king's castle is his home.
A king's castle is his home.

Antonio Antonio Was tired of living alonio He thought he would...
Antonio Antonio Was tired of living alonio He thought he would woo Antonio Antonio Miss Lucamy Lu, Rode of on his polo ponio Miss Lucamy Lucy Molonio. And found the maid ...