Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday October 30, 2017

"I know not with what weapons World War III will...
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -- Albert Einstein

Dammit Jim, I'm an actor not a doctor.
Dammit Jim, I'm an actor not a doctor.

Diogenes, having abandoned his search for truth, is...
Diogenes, having abandoned his search for truth, is now searching for a good fantasy.

There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in...
There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave. She was ugly as shit, And missing one tit, But think of the money he saves.

There was a young man of Coblenz Whose ballocks were simply...
There was a young man of Coblenz Whose ballocks were simply immense: It took forty-four draymen, A priest and three laymen To carry them thither and thence.

This is the story of the bee Whose sex is very hard to see...
This is the story of the bee Whose sex is very hard to see You cannot tell the he from the she But she can tell, and so can he The little bee is never still She has no time to take the pill And that is why, in times like these There are so many sons...