Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday October 27, 2017

ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in...

There was a young girl of Angina Who stretched catgut across...
There was a young girl of Angina Who stretched catgut across her vagina. From the love-making frock (With the proper sized cock) Came Toccata and Fugue in D minor.

There was an old bishop from Buckingham Who fell in love with...
There was an old bishop from Buckingham Who fell in love with some oysters while shucking 'em. His wife with distain Could scarcely restrain That sprightly old bishop from * * *.