Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday October 22, 2017

"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive." ...
"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive." -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"

ARCHDUKE FERDINAND FOUND ALIVE -- FIRST WORLD WAR A MISTAKE
ARCHDUKE FERDINAND FOUND ALIVE -- FIRST WORLD WAR A MISTAKE

Clay's Conclusion: Creativity is great, but plagiarism...
Clay's Conclusion: Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of...
There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of a pin. Said his girl with a laugh As she felt his staff, "This won't be much of a sin."

There was a young woman from Bude, Who went for a swim in...
There was a young woman from Bude, Who went for a swim in the nude, But a man in a punt, Grabbed at her elbow, And said "Hey, lady, you can't swim here, it's private property."