Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday March 1, 2018

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money,...
All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.

There was a young man of Khartoum, The strength of whose balls...
There was a young man of Khartoum, The strength of whose balls was his doom. So strong was his shootin', The third law of Newton Propelled the poor chap to the Moon.