Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday March 10, 2018

There once was a lawyer named Rex With minuscule organs...
There once was a lawyer named Rex With minuscule organs of sex. Arraigned for exposure, He maintained with composure, "De minimis non curat lex." [Trans: the law does not concern itself with small things. Ed.]

There was a young lady of Kent, Who admitted she knew what...
There was a young lady of Kent, Who admitted she knew what it meant When men asked her to dine, And plied her with wine, She knew, oh she knew -- but she went!

There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with...
There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with a raven. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "Nevermore!"

What I need is a MATURE RELATIONSHIP with a FLOPPY DISK ...
What I need is a MATURE RELATIONSHIP with a FLOPPY DISK ...

Honi soit la vache qui rit.
Honi soit la vache qui rit.