Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday March 4, 2018

"In short, N is Richardian if, and only if, N is...
"In short, N is Richardian if, and only if, N is not Richardian."

Cancel me not -- for what then shall remain? Abscissas, some...
Cancel me not -- for what then shall remain? Abscissas, some mantissas, modules, modes, A root or two, a torus and a node: The inverse of my verse, a null domain. -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"

In Riemann, Hilbert or in Banach space Let superscripts...
In Riemann, Hilbert or in Banach space Let superscripts and subscripts go their ways. Our asymptotes no longer out of phase, We shall encounter, counting, face to face. -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"

In Seattle, Washington, it is illegal to carry a concealed...
In Seattle, Washington, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.

In specifications, Murphy's Law supersedes Ohm's.
In specifications, Murphy's Law supersedes Ohm's.

There was a young lady of Natchez Who chanced to be born with...
There was a young lady of Natchez Who chanced to be born with two snatches, And she often said, "Shit! Why, I'd give either tit For a man with equipment that matches." There was a young fellow named Locke Who was born with...