Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday March 26, 2018

You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler.
You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler.

There was a gay dog from Ontario Who fancied himself...
There was a gay dog from Ontario Who fancied himself a Lothario. At a wench's glance He'd snatch off his pants And make for her Mons Venerio.

There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with...
There was a young man from New Haven Who had an affair with a raven. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "Nevermore!"

There was a young sportsman named Peel Who went for a trip...
There was a young sportsman named Peel Who went for a trip on his wheel; He pedalled for days Through crepuscular haze, And returned feeling somewhat unreal. -- Edward Gorey