Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday March 8, 2018
There once was an old man from Esser,
Who's knowledge grew...There once was an old man from Esser,
Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
It at last grew so small,
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a College Professor. There was a young plumber named Lee
Who was plumbing his girl...There was a young plumber named Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea.
She said, "Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming"
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me." Well, fancy giving money to the Government!
Might as well have...Well, fancy giving money to the Government!
Might as well have put it down the drain.
Fancy giving money to the Government!
Nobody will see the stuff again.
Well, they've no idea what money's for --
Ten to one they'll start another war.
I've heard a...
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday March 8, 2018
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