Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday March 29, 2018

I've known him as a man, as an adolescent and as a child --...
I've known him as a man, as an adolescent and as a child -- sometimes on the same day.

There once was a man named Lodge, who had seatbelts installed...
There once was a man named Lodge, who had seatbelts installed in his Dodge. When his date was strapped in, He committed a sin, without ever leaving the garage.

There was a young girl who begat Three brats, by name Nat, Pat,...
There was a young girl who begat Three brats, by name Nat, Pat, and Tat. It was fun in the breeding, But hell in the feeding, When she found there was no tit for Tat.

Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.