Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday March 27, 2018

In God we trust; all else we walk through.
In God we trust; all else we walk through.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long...
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. But he looked in the glass, And saw his own ass, And broke his neck trying to fuck it.

Faster, faster, you fool, you fool! -- Bill...
Faster, faster, you fool, you fool! -- Bill Cosby