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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday April 27, 2020





There was a young lady from Hyde Who ate a green apple...
There was a young lady from Hyde Who ate a green apple and died. While her lover lamented The apple fermented And made cider inside her inside.

There was a young lady named Rose With erogenous zones in...
There was a young lady named Rose With erogenous zones in her toes. She remained onanistic Till a foot-fetishistic Young man became one of her beaux.

He hadn't a single redeeming vice. -- Oscar...
He hadn't a single redeeming vice. -- Oscar Wilde

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