Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday April 28, 2020

There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town...
There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town in an Austin, There was room for his ass, And a gallon of gas, So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em.

The nice thing about Windows is, it doesn't just crash,...
The nice thing about Windows is, it doesn't just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first. (At least, occasionally...)