Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday September 20, 2020

There once was a fellow named Potts Who was prone to having...
There once was a fellow named Potts Who was prone to having the trots But his humble abode Was without a commode So his carpet was covered with spots.

There was a young girl who begat Three babies named Nat,...
There was a young girl who begat Three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat. T'was fun in the breeding But hell in the feeding When she found there's no tit for Tat.