Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday September 26, 2020

"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes...
"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a bit longer." -- Henry Kissinger

Then there's the atmosphere -- half the time you can eat...
Then there's the atmosphere -- half the time you can eat the air, it's got so much stuff floating around in it. It takes the edge out of the colors. Down here even the traffic lights are pastel. And people! With a lot of these folks you'd have...