Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday September 7, 2020

An arrogant wench from Salt Lake Liked to tease all the boys...
An arrogant wench from Salt Lake Liked to tease all the boys on the make. She was finally the prize Of a man twice her size And all she recalls is the ache.

There was a young man from Bel-Aire Who was screwing his girl...
There was a young man from Bel-Aire Who was screwing his girl on the stair. But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air.