Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday September 17, 2020

Berkeley had what we called "copycenter," which...
Berkeley had what we called "copycenter," which is "take it down to the copy center and make as many copies as you want." -- Kirk McKusick

Telephone, n.: An invention of the devil which...
Telephone, n.: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. -- Ambrose Bierce

There once was a girl named Irene Who lived on distilled...
There once was a girl named Irene Who lived on distilled kerosene But she started absorbin' A new hydrocarbon And since then has never benzene.

"Lines that are parallel meet at Infinity!" Euclid...
"Lines that are parallel meet at Infinity!" Euclid repeatedly, heatedly, urged. Until he died, and so reached that vicinity: in it he found that the damned things diverged. -- Piet Hein