Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 8, 2020

And then there's the story that's fraught With disaster --...
And then there's the story that's fraught With disaster -- of balls that got caught, When a chap took a crap In the woods, and a trap Underneath... Oh, I can't bear the thought!

Five rules for eternal misery: (1) Always try to exhort...
Five rules for eternal misery: (1) Always try to exhort others to look upon you favorably. (2) Make lots of assumptions about situations and be sure to treat these assumptions as though they are reality. (3) Then treat...