Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday February 2, 2021

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing...
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. -- Laurence J. Peter, "Peter's Principles"

There once was a man named Lodge, who had seatbelts installed...
There once was a man named Lodge, who had seatbelts installed in his Dodge. When his date was strapped in, He committed a sin, without ever leaving the garage.

There was a young fellow from Cal., In bed with a passionate...
There was a young fellow from Cal., In bed with a passionate gal. He leapt from the bed, To the toilet he sped; Said the gal, "What about me, old pal?"

There was a young fellow named Bliss Whose sex life...
There was a young fellow named Bliss Whose sex life was strangely amiss, For even with Venus His recalcitrant penis Would never do better than t h i s ...

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing...
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. -- Laurence J. Peter, "Peter's Principles"

Come, muse, let us sing of rats! -- From a poem...
Come, muse, let us sing of rats! -- From a poem by James Grainger, 1721-1767

Life may have no meaning, or, even worse, it may have a meaning...
Life may have no meaning, or, even worse, it may have a meaning of which you disapprove.