Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday February 28, 2021

"Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor...
"Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor TV reception." -- The mayor of Tucson, Arizona, 1989

He who knows not and knows that he knows not is ignorant...
He who knows not and knows that he knows not is ignorant. Teach him. He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him. He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep. Wake him.

He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know...
He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know. -- Lao Tsu

An ardent young man named Magruder Once wooed a girl nude...
An ardent young man named Magruder Once wooed a girl nude in Bermuda. She thought it quite lewd To be wooed in the nude, But magruder was shrewder, he screwed her.

Q: Why do WASPs play golf ? A: So they can dress like...
Q: Why do WASPs play golf ? A: So they can dress like pimps.