Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday February 1, 2021

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

"All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please...
"All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right hands." -- Saint Patrick

Climate and Surgery R C Gilchrist, who was shot by...
Climate and Surgery R C Gilchrist, who was shot by J Sharp twelve days ago, and who received a derringer ball in the right breast, and who it was supposed at the time could not live many hours, was on the street yesterday and the day before --...