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You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way.
You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in...
There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. The pair of them went to Manhasset, (Nan and the man with the asset.)...

There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town...
There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town in an Austin, There was room for his ass, And a gallon of gas, So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em.

To iterate is human, to recurse, divine. --...
To iterate is human, to recurse, divine. -- Robert Heller

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