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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday February 9, 2021


ASHes to ASHes, DOS to DOS.
ASHes to ASHes, DOS to DOS.

Flappity, floppity, flip The mouse on the m"obius strip; ...
Flappity, floppity, flip The mouse on the m"obius strip; The strip revolved, The mouse dissolved In a chronodimensional skip.

Larkinson's Law: All laws are basically false.
Larkinson's Law: All laws are basically false.

There was a young royal marine, Who tried to fart "God...
There was a young royal marine, Who tried to fart "God Save the Queen". When he reached the soprano Out came only guano And his britches weren't fit to be seen.

When you and I are far apart Can sorrow break your tender...
When you and I are far apart Can sorrow break your tender heart? I love you darling, yes I do; Sleep is so sweet when I dream of you; All you are is a blossoming rose. Night is here so I must close. With care read the first word of each line. You will...

ONE LIFE TO LIVE for ALL MY CHILDREN in ANOTHER WORLD all...
ONE LIFE TO LIVE for ALL MY CHILDREN in ANOTHER WORLD all THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES.

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