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Flappity, floppity, flip The mouse on the m"obius strip; ...
Flappity, floppity, flip The mouse on the m"obius strip; The strip revolved, The mouse dissolved In a chronodimensional skip.

HELP!!!! I'm being held prisoner in /usr/games/lib!
HELP!!!! I'm being held prisoner in /usr/games/lib!

A wonderful bird is the pelican. His mouth can hold more than...
A wonderful bird is the pelican. His mouth can hold more than his belican. He can take in his beak Enough food for a week. And I'm darned if I know how the helican.

Cohn's Law: The more time you spend in reporting...
Cohn's Law: The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything. Stability is achieved when you spend all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence...
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear. Except a creature be part coward it is not a compliment to say it is brave; it is merely a loose misapplication of the word. Consider the flea!--incomparably the bravest of all...

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