Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday February 19, 2021

An artist who lived in Australia Once painted his ass like...
An artist who lived in Australia Once painted his ass like a Dahlia. The drawing was fine, The colour - devine, The scent - ah, that was a failia.

An octagenerian Jew To his wife remained steadfastly true...
An octagenerian Jew To his wife remained steadfastly true. This was not from compunction, But due to dysfunction Of his spermatic glands -- nuts to you.

There once was a girl named Priscilla Whose vagina was flavored...
There once was a girl named Priscilla Whose vagina was flavored vanilla. The taste was so fine Man and beast stood in line (Including a stud armadilla).

There was a young girl of Cape Town Who usually fucked with...
There was a young girl of Cape Town Who usually fucked with a clown. He taught her the trick Of sucking his prick, And when it went up -- she went down.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word...
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. -- Mark Twain

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once, It said...
That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once, It said "Good-bye. -- Richard Armour