Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday March 1, 2021

Q: Why do WASPs play golf ? A: So they can dress like...
Q: Why do WASPs play golf ? A: So they can dress like pimps.

Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind...
Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind you, To tell you something I know nothing about. Since next Thursday will be Good Friday, There will be a fathers' meeting, for mothers only. Wear your best clothes, if you don't have any,...

My Bonnie looked into a gas tank, The height of its contents...
My Bonnie looked into a gas tank, The height of its contents to see! She lit a small match to assist her, Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me.

My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask...
My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay In better spirits night and day.