Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday March 29, 2021

Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved...
Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent. -- George Orwell, "Reflections on Gandhi"

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.

4.2 BSD UNIX #57: Sun Jun 1 23:02:07 EDT 1986 You swing at...
4.2 BSD UNIX #57: Sun Jun 1 23:02:07 EDT 1986 You swing at the Sun. You miss. The Sun swings. He hits you with a 575MB disk! You read the 575MB disk. It is written in an alien tongue and cannot be read by your tired Sun-2 eyes. You throw the 575MB...

Let us remember that ours is a nation of lawyers and order.
Let us remember that ours is a nation of lawyers and order.