Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday March 26, 2021

A physical fellow named Fisk Could screw at a rate very brisk...
A physical fellow named Fisk Could screw at a rate very brisk. So fast was his action The Fitzgerald contraction Would shrink up his rod to a disk.

A wonderful tribe are the Sweenies, Renowned for the length...
A wonderful tribe are the Sweenies, Renowned for the length of their peenies. The hair on their balls Sweeps the floors of their halls, But they don't look at women, the meanies.

There was a young man of Missouri Who fucked with a terrible...
There was a young man of Missouri Who fucked with a terrible fury. Till hauled into court For his beastial sport, And condemned by a poorly-hung jury.