Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday March 2, 2021

Bower's Law: Talent goes where the action is.
Bower's Law: Talent goes where the action is.

Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take...
Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).

There once was a Sailor who looked through a glass And spied...
There once was a Sailor who looked through a glass And spied a fair mermaid with scales on her... island. Where seagulls flew over their nest. She combed the long hair which hung over her... shoulders. And caused her to tickle and itch. The sailor cried...