Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday March 6, 2021

It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that...
It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair. -- George Burns

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking...
In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam, And loud was his mirth For on all of the earth There were only two balls -- and he had 'em.

"The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal...
"The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal chain." -- G. Fitch

Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope? A: To...
Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope? A: To get to the other slide.