Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday March 24, 2021

There once was a Scot named McAmeter With a tool of prodigious...
There once was a Scot named McAmeter With a tool of prodigious diameter. It was not the size That cause such surprise; 'Twas his rhythm -- iambic pentameter.

There once was a Usenetter named Mark, Whose gender was kept...
There once was a Usenetter named Mark, Whose gender was kept in the dark. He/she/it said with a nod, "My ancestors were odd!" Did Noah need two for the ark?

There was a young girl of Aberystwyth Who took grain to...
There was a young girl of Aberystwyth Who took grain to the mill to get grist with. The miller's sun, Jack, Laid her flat on her back, And united the organs they pissed with.