Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday March 11, 2021

There once was an old man from Esser, Who's knowledge grew...
There once was an old man from Esser, Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser. It at last grew so small, He knew nothing at all, And now he's a College Professor.

When I was a baby, my penis Was as white as the buttocks...
When I was a baby, my penis Was as white as the buttocks of Venus. But now 'this as red As her nipples instead-- All because of the feminie genus!

QOTD: "My shampoo lasts longer than...
QOTD: "My shampoo lasts longer than my relationships."