Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday December 21, 2023

Talkers are no good doers. -- William...
Talkers are no good doers. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

There was a young fellow named Morgan Who possessed an unusual...
There was a young fellow named Morgan Who possessed an unusual organ: The end of his dong, Which was nine inches long, Was tipped with the head of a gorgon.

There was a young lady from Wooster Who complained that...
There was a young lady from Wooster Who complained that too many men gooster. So she traded her scanties For sandpaper panties, Now they goose her much less than they used 'ter.

"...Greg Nowak: `Another flame from greg' - need I...
"...Greg Nowak: `Another flame from greg' - need I say more?" -- Jonathan D. Trudel, trudel@caip.rutgers.edu "No. You need to say less." -- Richard Sexton, richard@gryphon.COM

"Home life as we understand it is no more natural to...
"Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is to a cockatoo." -- George Bernard Shaw

"I prefer the blunted cudgels of the followers of...
"I prefer the blunted cudgels of the followers of the Serpent God." -- Sean Doran the Younger

"Money is the root of all money." -- the moving finger
"Money is the root of all money." -- the moving finger

"Obedience. A religion of slaves. A religion...
"Obedience. A religion of slaves. A religion of intellectual death. I like it. Don't ask questions, don't think, obey the Word of the Lord -- as it has been conveniently brought to you by a man in a Rolls with a heavy Rolex on his wrist. I like...

"my terminal is a lethal teaspoon." -- Patricia...
"my terminal is a lethal teaspoon." -- Patricia O Tuama