Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday December 29, 2023
There was a young monk from Siberia
Whose life got drearia'...There was a young monk from Siberia
Whose life got drearia' and drearia'
Till he did to a nun
What shouldn't be done
And made her a mother superia'. A bad little girl in Madrid,
A most reprehensible kid,
...A bad little girl in Madrid,
A most reprehensible kid,
Told her Tante Louise
That her cunt smelled like cheese,
And the worst of it was that it did! While Titian was mixing rose madder,
His model reclined on...While Titian was mixing rose madder,
His model reclined on a ladder.
Her position to Titian
Suggested coition,
So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er. You Women's Lib gals won't agree,
But dependent on men you must...You Women's Lib gals won't agree,
But dependent on men you must be:
You'll need a him
With a rod firm and trim,
To puggle your water-drains free!
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday December 29, 2023
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