Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday December 5, 2023

A lady both callous and brash Met a man with a vast black...
A lady both callous and brash Met a man with a vast black moustache; She cried, "Shave it, O do! And I'll put it with glue On my hat as a sort of panache." -- Edward Gorey

There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing...
There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing machine. Both concave and convex, It could please either sex, But, oh, what a bastard to clean!

It's Like This Even the samurai have teddy bears, and even...
It's Like This Even the samurai have teddy bears, and even the teddy bears get drunk.