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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday May 10, 2023


"If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work...
"If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?"

"You've got to think about...
"You've got to think about tomorrow!" "TOMORROW! I haven't even prepared for *yesterday* yet!"

He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know...
He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know. -- Lao Tsu

A broken-down harlot named Tupps Was heard to confess in...
A broken-down harlot named Tupps Was heard to confess in her cups: "The height of my folly Was fucking a collie -- But I got a nice price for the pups."

"Floggings will continue until morale improves." --...
"Floggings will continue until morale improves." -- anonymous flyer being distributed at Exxon USA

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