Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday May 21, 2023

There was a young fellow named Charteris Put his hand where...
There was a young fellow named Charteris Put his hand where his young lady's garter is. Said she, "I don't mind, And higher up you'll find The place where my fucker and farter is."

Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right...
Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words. The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have: An evil person tries to blow up the world, but James Bond kills him...