Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday May 22, 2023

There once was a young man named Gene, Who invented a screwing...
There once was a young man named Gene, Who invented a screwing machine. Concave and convex, It served either sex, And it played with itself inbetween.

Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose...
Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C is lower than those of other principal female opera singers? A: A deep C diva.