Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday May 9, 2023

"You've got to think about...
"You've got to think about tomorrow!" "TOMORROW! I haven't even prepared for *yesterday* yet!"

Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.
Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding...
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -- Dean Martin

There was a young fellow of Strensall Whose prick was as sharp...
There was a young fellow of Strensall Whose prick was as sharp as a pencil. On the night of his wedding It went through the bedding, And shattered the chamber utensil.

There was a young fellow of Warwick Who had reason for feeling...
There was a young fellow of Warwick Who had reason for feeling euphoric, For he could by election Have triune erection: Ionic, Corinthian, and Doric.